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Your birthchart just became a wine list

Enter your birth details. The sky reads your week. A bottle answers it.

Arc, the Celestial Somm, seated on a carved chair and raising a glass of wine
he's judging your rising sign

Tonight's
pour

yours is in here somewhere ↓
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Get Your First Pour.

Get the full reading behind your sign’s bottle, plus future transit pours and worthy replacements when a bottle disappears.

two fields. still painless.

The cellar is
the point

Wines from small, independent producers who let the land speak first. This is why we pour from more than one cellar: different hands, different places, one purpose. Honest wine, aligned with you.

David Salazar seated on the tailgate of his truck in the vineyard, glass of wine in hand
FEATURED FROM THE CELLAR
David Salazar
A California wine story shaped by heritage and ownership.

Napa roots. Valley soul. David farms with patience and pours with intention, honoring family, place, and the long view.

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Different hands.
Different places.
One purpose.

Readings

Some transits call for a bottle. Others require a closer look. Private tarot and astrology readings for questions that won’t fit on a wine label.

I
Three tarot cards fanned out
TAROT PULL

A written reading for the question you keep circling.

Pay what you feel · suggested $25
Request a pull →
II
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NATAL CHART READING

A recorded walk through your whole chart, kept forever.

$70 introductory
Read my chart →
start here, honestly
III
Radiant sun with a face
SOLAR RETURN

For returning clients. The year ahead, read against your chart.

$50 with a natal reading
Claim the return →

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Celestial Somm
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